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  • Europeans:

    I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.

  • Americans:

    I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.

  • #australians:

    i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay

  • Canadians:

    We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.

  • Russians:

    I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.

  • The British:

    I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.

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Norwegian forest cats are the best.

They look like little snow lions.

MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:

The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.

They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.

They run down trees headfirst.

They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.

They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.

In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.

Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?

Viking cats. End of story.

Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet

(Source: attack-on-precal)

Which is your favorite weapon to work with?
 MM: Weapon? Woah. If I had my way, I would love to work with nunchucks. I did it in a film called Pusher 2 a little bit, but the guy is an idiot, so he can’t handle them. I can! I’m really good at it! But this guy was an idiot, so I had to play really bad. So one day a nunchuck would be cool for me. I must admit I loved my Mongolian sword I had on my back when I did King Arthur. It was cool and I could handle that one! [x]

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